college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
youngpreciosa:

reallymang:

They are just ruining this picture

this pic hurting my eyes just by looking at it

youngpreciosa:

reallymang:

They are just ruining this picture

this pic hurting my eyes just by looking at it

africanaquarian:

trying to eat without completely fucking up your lipstick

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coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

"white people can’t dance"

barking-bozo:

then explain THIS

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somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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religiousdad:

perchu:

hi

i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice